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165. "This re-org will allow Project Engineers to cross-pollenate."
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192. We need to understand this whole plan, soup to nuts.2007-12-14 16:16:16
191. We are developing a massive partner eco-sphere2007-08-02 20:06:03
190. "Can we get a checkmark for that? Is it an accomplishment?"2007-05-16 11:22:56
189. "We're going to have to have a 'coming to Jesus' meeting with XXXXX" meaning getting someone to agree to something.2007-05-16 08:49:21
188. "Can you give me the talking staff" in reference to allowing someone to speak at a meeting.2007-05-16 08:45:03
187. "Please advise" added to the end of any question in an email to make it sound more important/urgent.2007-05-16 08:44:00
186. "I'm sick of jumping through my ass for you."2007-05-15 00:41:20
185. "War Room"2007-05-09 13:15:39
184. "I'm putting out an APB ASAP for ..." meaning an All Points Bulletin As Soon As Possible.2007-04-18 22:03:48
183. "You're going to have to put humpty back together."2006-12-25 19:39:20
182. "Thank you. You've pulled a nugget out of a big pile of dung."2006-12-20 18:10:12
181. Coding something "the Kmart way" (The quick and sleazy way).2006-12-11 19:38:57
180. It's like trying to fry an egg before the chicken lays it.2006-12-11 19:37:44
179. "They're going to jiggle my front end." Corporate culture speak for getting an alignment on a '99 Dodge Durango.2006-11-18 16:25:27
178. Now we have to play "let's pin the tail on the donkey."2006-11-13 17:18:44
177. Follow the bunny trail back.2006-10-27 14:30:05
176. "Mickey Mouse diagram" - Referred to a technical diagram that was dumbed down and looked a little cartoony.2006-10-18 22:22:16
175. They succeeded in throwing the baby out with the bath water.2006-10-16 17:32:13
174. Here we have a case of the tail wagging the dog.2006-10-04 15:21:40
173. Wordsmith a document (i.e. "Let's just brainstorm and get the ideas down on paper. We can wordsmith later.")2006-08-30 12:27:33
172. "Sanitize the area" (Used in connection with export control)2006-08-28 15:21:32
171. When you play in a sandbox that long, you're bound to pick up some dirt.2006-08-23 12:07:16
170. "A mysterious package could be a boon to those who see its contents - or a trouble-filled Pandora's box." (Competitor/Proprietary Info Training)2006-08-23 12:05:27
169. Aerial Common Sensor (ACS)2006-06-01 11:01:05
168. "Fingers to fist"2006-06-01 11:00:04
167. "If you don't have an oar in the water, or if you're rowing in the wrong direction..." (If you're not with us or are working against us)2006-06-01 10:59:28
166. Take a moment and put on your "I'm an auditor and have never been here before" hat. (Housekeeping tip posted near the copy machine)2006-05-30 11:19:29
165. "This re-org will allow Project Engineers to cross-pollenate."2006-05-23 19:13:23
164. Explosion Proofness (Located in a Software Req't Spec)2006-04-25 12:31:43
163. Biting the Bridle.2006-04-25 10:34:01
162. "The level of officialness that this is."2006-04-10 16:11:49
161. Regarding Software Test Documents: "I have an STD problem" "You have a problem with STDs." "No, not STDs, I just have one."2006-04-07 08:24:23
160. "It's really a matter of perception management" (regarding an appraisal)2006-04-06 16:08:28
159. If you want something primitive, I can have some kind of something set somewhere. (Code change)2006-04-06 16:03:07
158. All stick and no carrot.2006-04-03 09:15:30
157. Regarding a requirement: "It was de-shallified."2006-03-30 13:13:53
156. It wasn't a problem before we didn't know about it.2006-03-15 17:08:54
155. "I have a problem with STDs". (Software Test Descriptions)2006-03-09 10:35:09
154. "escalation procedure"2005-11-23 00:48:40
153. "problematic"2005-11-23 00:47:49
152. "It's time to let the cats out of the barn."2005-07-18 21:22:46
151. "I'm bumper to bumper meetings all day."2005-05-02 12:11:35
150. Project Synchronicity2005-05-02 09:28:06
149. "Let's go over this in case I get hit by a bus."2005-03-08 19:52:07
148. "Let's pow-wow" referring to meeting to discuss a subject matter.2005-03-08 19:51:55
147. Putting on a "hat"... e.g. "If I take off my engineer hat, and put on my customer hat..."2004-04-02 16:59:37
146. "I hope you guys felt empowered enough to do the right thing" (gave team no direction for 6 weeks)2004-04-02 16:57:21
145. What's that got to do with the cost of bread?2004-04-02 16:53:50
144. can do attitude2004-04-02 16:53:28
143. Value added / Add value to2004-04-02 13:36:01
142. Critical path2004-04-02 13:32:20
141. We've raised the bar so high there is no bar!2004-01-22 16:06:06
140. check off on the punch list!2003-07-29 12:29:33
139. Tribal Elders2003-07-29 10:49:24
138. You need tribal knowledge on that one.2003-07-29 10:45:55
137. attack the low hanging fruit2003-07-28 14:01:48
136. RTFM2003-07-28 13:52:38
135. I'll try to strongarm him into doing that!2003-07-28 13:43:02
134. Saying "under-utilized resource" to refer to someone who is BORED2003-07-28 13:37:48
133. skill set2003-07-28 12:44:58
132. action item2003-07-28 12:44:52
131. can you take that as an action item?2003-07-28 12:42:51
130. Are you reading my alphabet soup yet?2003-07-28 10:57:04
129. The real nuts & bolts of this is the alphabet soup.2003-07-28 10:57:04
128. Make sure everybody is on the same sheet of music2003-07-28 10:57:04
127. Peel the onion back2003-07-28 10:57:04
126. Convert to apples2003-07-28 10:57:04
125. Learning by the seat of your pants2003-07-28 10:57:04
124. catastrophizing2003-07-28 10:57:04
123. Too many cooks in the kitchen2003-07-28 10:57:04
122. Walked the talk2003-07-28 10:57:04
121. Think fire hose2003-07-28 10:57:03
120. Data dump2003-07-28 10:57:03
119. It's like herding worms2003-07-28 10:57:03
118. Vendors will be vendors2003-07-28 10:57:03
117. Put the frame up before you put the roof on2003-07-28 10:57:03
116. Working uphill2003-07-28 10:57:03
115. Draw a line2003-07-28 10:57:03
114. Interface loop2003-07-28 10:57:03
113. Analysis paralysis2003-07-28 10:57:03
112. People are human beings.2003-07-28 10:57:03
111. refreshingly humanistic2003-07-28 10:57:03
110. up to the bean counter level2003-07-28 10:57:03
109. this serves as an earmark2003-07-28 10:57:03
108. micro-management2003-07-28 10:57:03
107. we need to huddle2003-07-28 10:57:03
106. break the panic cycle2003-07-28 10:57:03
105. we've raised the bar2003-07-28 10:57:03
104. it's a double-edged sword2003-07-28 10:57:03
103. getting wrapped around the axle2003-07-28 10:57:03
102. pick which dog you want to run2003-07-28 10:57:03
101. get a mind's eye view2003-07-28 10:57:03
100. get buy-in2003-07-28 10:57:03
99. give 'em the head nod2003-07-28 10:57:03
98. full steam ahead2003-07-28 10:57:03
97. put it on the hit list2003-07-28 10:57:03
96. ahead of the power curve2003-07-28 10:57:03
95. win-win situation 2003-07-28 10:57:03
94. "....to grandfather..."2003-07-28 10:57:03
93. This is a pain in the ka-tookus2003-07-28 10:57:03
92. Need to grease the skids2003-07-28 10:57:03
91. Flow-up2003-07-28 10:57:03
90. Be a Rover2003-07-28 10:57:02
89. Toll gates to pass through2003-07-28 10:57:02
88. Up to snuff2003-07-28 10:57:02
87. Fly under the radar screen2003-07-28 10:57:02
86. Keep Charging Ahead2003-07-28 10:57:02
85. Air cover 2003-07-28 10:57:02
84. Rule of thumb2003-07-28 10:57:02
83. If timing is an issue, then you have to dance around that.2003-07-28 10:57:02
82. Let me throw a little monkey wrench at ya!2003-07-28 10:57:02
81. This was a go see exercise.2003-07-28 10:57:02
80. I'll bet you got a gold star in 2nd grade for printing.2003-07-28 10:57:02
79. Can you look at this and tell me how out-to-lunch I am?2003-07-28 10:57:02
78. Yeah, when the sky was blue and the sun was out...then a big cloud came by and dumped on us.2003-07-28 10:57:02
77. Like a steam ship going down the ocean2003-07-28 10:57:02
76. If we bang our heads against the wall, maybe we can get the network guys in here.2003-07-28 10:57:02
75. We could be chasing our tails forever.2003-07-28 10:57:02
74. It gets complicated, well sort of complicated, ok it's not that complicated.2003-07-28 10:57:02
73. All that is, is a line in the sand that means nothing.2003-07-28 10:57:02
72. I don't make lawn darts!2003-07-28 10:57:02
71. I think you need to look at your shalls to cover that philosophy.2003-07-28 10:57:02
70. The tail of the dog is getting bigger.2003-07-28 10:57:02
69. Spend plans don't mean nothin' to me!2003-07-28 10:57:02
68. I may be able to pull some teeth and get these cards out.2003-07-28 10:57:02
67. "any phrase"......if you will.2003-07-28 10:57:02
66. Now that's the bellybutton to push2003-07-28 10:57:02
65. A troop report2003-07-28 10:57:02
64. Everyone cares about the card that has the dollar sign2003-07-28 10:57:02
63. Holding so many cards you can't see2003-07-28 10:57:02
62. If we're going to pull down our pants, we might as well show them the whole enchilada.2003-07-28 10:57:02
61. Sometimes 1+1 doesn't equal 22003-07-28 10:57:02
60. Patience young grasshopper2003-07-28 10:57:02
59. Tasks on your plate2003-07-28 10:57:02
58. Cross your T's and dot your I's 2003-07-28 10:57:02
57. Make sure we have our ducks in a row2003-07-28 10:57:02
56. Develop a strawman2003-07-28 10:57:01
55. Here is a 25,000 foot overview2003-07-28 10:57:01
54. "Pinging" a person2003-07-28 10:57:01
53. Pull our heads out of the sand2003-07-28 10:57:01
52. Going forward in lockstep2003-07-28 10:57:01
51. Going on a boondoggle2003-07-28 10:57:01
50. Make sure we're on the same page2003-07-28 10:57:01
49. Gazintas gazoutas2003-07-28 10:57:01
48. Little behind the 8 - ball2003-07-28 10:57:01
47. Putting the cart before the horse2003-07-28 10:57:01
46. Up and down like a yo-yo2003-07-28 10:57:01
45. Looking in the rearview mirror2003-07-28 10:57:01
44. Housekeeping item2003-07-28 10:57:01
43. Leveling the playing field2003-07-28 10:57:01
42. Get you squared away2003-07-28 10:57:01
41. You can't make a baby in one month by getting 9 women pregnant.2003-07-28 10:57:01
40. I've got 100lb of crap and a 50lb bag.2003-07-28 10:57:01
39. smoke and mirrors act2003-07-28 10:57:01
38. too many chiefs, not enough indians2003-07-28 10:57:01
37. non-participation rate2003-07-28 10:57:01
36. salary action review2003-07-28 10:57:01
35. trying to stuff marshmellows in a box2003-07-28 10:57:01
34. it's like herding cats2003-07-28 10:57:01
33. close the loop2003-07-28 10:57:01
32. need to get in bed with a partner2003-07-28 10:57:01
31. need to find the low hanging fruit2003-07-28 10:57:01
30. a ping pong ball between two blind players2003-07-28 10:57:01
29. pendulum swinging the other way2003-07-28 10:57:01
28. roll up our sleeves2003-07-28 10:57:01
27. this point in the game2003-07-28 10:57:01
26. wing it2003-07-28 10:57:01
25. game plan2003-07-28 10:57:01
24. open pandora's box2003-07-28 10:57:01
23. TBD2003-07-28 10:57:01
22. OOP2003-07-28 10:57:01
21. COB2003-07-28 10:57:00
20. Give you a heads up2003-07-28 10:57:00
19. KISS2003-07-28 10:57:00
18. Think outside the box2003-07-28 10:57:00
17. Touched base2003-07-28 10:57:00
16. Find something out in real-time2003-07-28 10:57:00
15. Find the best put..2003-07-28 10:57:00
14. Straw man2003-07-28 10:57:00
13. To your point..2003-07-28 10:57:00
12. Don't try to boil the ocean.2003-07-28 10:57:00
11. Leverage2003-07-28 10:57:00
10. Realize bottom-line growth2003-07-28 10:57:00
9. Flesh out2003-07-28 10:57:00
8. Work smarter not harder2003-07-28 10:57:00
7. Give it a once over2003-07-28 10:57:00
6. The take away is...2003-07-28 10:57:00
5. Get the ball rolling2003-07-28 10:57:00
4. Synergy, synergistic 2003-07-28 10:57:00
3. Open kimono2003-07-28 10:57:00
2. Comparing apples to apples2003-07-28 10:57:00
1. Too many irons in the fire2003-07-28 10:57:00